Meankitty Stuff
Aside from Meankitty's lightly trafficked CafePress shop, where you are all missing out on some hilarious T-shirts and such, here are some items, books in particular, that might be of interest to Meankitties and their staff.
Amazon Links
: Denotes Meankitty-approved item (e.g. something she's actually gotten her paws on.
All Meankitty commentary about books will be in red.)
Kitty Books
50 Secrets of Highly Successful Cats, or How to Succeed With Humans (Without Really Trying) by Colleen Q. O'Shea
101 Cataclysms by Rachael Hale
101 Reasons Why a Cat is Better Than a Man by Allia Zobel-Nolan
101 Reasons Cats Make Great Kids by Allia Zobel-Nolan
101 Uses For A Cat by Andrea K. Donner, Editor
250 Things You Can Do to Make Your Cat Adore You by Ingrid Newkirk
277 Secrets Your Cat Wants You to Know: A Cat-Alog of Unusual and Useful Information by Paulette Cooper
UPDATED! All I Need To Know I Learned From My Cat by Suzy Becker:
Read
our review of the updated version of this book!
Bad Cat: 244 Not
So Pretty Kitties and Cats Gone Bad, by Jim Edgar: Author is
one of those wily humans at MyCatHatesYou.com
Bad Cat by Tracy
McGuinness (children's book): Indoctrinate the small slaves
early!
Bad Cat Puts On His Top Hat by Tracy McGuinness (children's book): Part two of Bad Cat's saga
Bad Cats by Rick
Stromoski: Wordless cartoons, for they need no words
Bad Kitty by Nick Bruel
-- ABC rhyming children's book with accurately mean illustrations -- this is
a HUGE favorite in our house.
Bad Kitty Pop-Up (children's) by Chronicle Books Staff
The
Bad Kitty's Guide to Life by Katherine Blanc --
good one, get a copy for yourself and your human!
Bedtime Stories For Cats by Leigh Anne Jasheway -- and there was a little lame mouse...sitting beside a dish of tuna...
Cat Confidential: The Book Your Cat Would Want You to Read by Vicky Halls
Cat Massage: A Whiskers to Tail Guide to Your Cat's Ultimate Petting Experience by Maryjean Ballner -- Bring...It...On!
Cat People by Michael & Margaret Korda
The Cat Rules: Virtues of a Feline Character by Andrea Donner, editor
Cat: Seventeenth Anniversary Edition by
B. Kliban
Catnip for the Soul by Various
Cats and Their Slaves: An Anthology of Worship by Michelle Lovric -- Meankitty says she has GOT to check this one out.
Cats Are Purr-fect
by
Bob Walker &
Frances Mooney -- well, of course we are!
Cats, Cats, Cats!
(children's fiction)
by Leslea Newman -- even Meankitty likes this book! Cats rule!
Cats for Dummies by Various -- because *all& slaves are dummies, heh heh
Cats Have No Masters...Just Friends: An Investigation into the Feline Mind: by Karen Anderson -- and maybe not even friends, just staffThe Cats' House by Bob Walker -- about time our ownership of property was acknowledged!
Cats in Love by Hans Silvester -- supposedly this one has some kitty porn in it...yeah, baby!
Cats in Love (2) by Jean-Claude Suares, editor
Cats Into Everything by Bob Walker
Cats of the Greek Islands by Hans Silvester
Cats with Attitude
by Nicole Hollander
Chicken Soup for the Cat Lover's Soul by Asst.
Chicken Soup for the Soul Celebrates Cats and the People Who Love Them by Jack Canfield
Cats In the Sun by Hans SilvesterCrazy Cats by Bob Walker, Frances Mooney
Dancing with Cats by Chronicle Books LLC Staff -- duh, don't dance on our tails!
Everything Cat: What Kids Really Want to Know about Cats by Marty Crisp -- duh, don't pull our tails!
Everything Here Is Mine: An Unhelpful Guide to Cat Behavior
by Nicole Hollander
The Feline Mystique: On the Mysterious Connection Between Women and Cats by Clea Simon
French Cats Don't Get Fat by Henry Beard
French for Cats: All the French Your Cat Will Ever Need by Henry Beard
The Fur Person
by May Sarton -- one of Nanny Slaves favorite ever books
How to Talk to Your Cat by Claire Bessant
How to Talk to Your Cat (2) by Jean Craighead George
How to Talk to Your Cat (3) by Patricia Moyes -- apparently there is a paucity of slaves who have no idea how to talk to their cats??
The Humane Society Complete Guide to Cat Care by Wendy Christensen
Hiss and Tell: True Stories from the Files of a Cat Shrink by Pam Johnson-Bennett
How to Get Your Cat to Do What You Want by Warren and Fay Eckstein -- Meankitty laughs her furry butt off at the thought of this one!
How to Live with a Neurotic Cat by Stephen Baker
I Am the Cat, Don't Forget That: Feline Expressions
by Valerie Schaff
I Love Cats (children's board book) by Barney Saltzberg
Is Your Cat Crazy Solutions from the Casebook of a Cat Therapist by John C. Wright, Judi Wright Lashnits
James Herriott's Cat Stories by James Herriot
Know Your Cat's Purr Points: The Art of Cat Massage by Margaret Woodhouse -- Ohhhhh, yeah!
Letters from Cleo and Tyrone: A Feline Perspective on Love, Life, and Litter
by Browne, Hamner, Feldman
My Cat's Not Fat, He's Just Big Boned by Nicole Hollander
Mystery Novels with Cats
The New Yorker Book of All-New Cat Cartoons
The New Yorker Book of Cat Cartoons
The Official Cat Codependents Handbook: For People Who Love Their Cats Too Much by Ronnie Sellers
Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, Illustrated
Edition
by T. S. Eliot
Oscar, Cat About Town (children's fiction) by James Herriot
Outwitting Cats: Tips, Tricks and Techniques for Persuading the Felines in Your Life That What YOU Want Is Also What THEY Want by Wendy Christensen -- oh, this has got to be a JOKE book, because I'm so sure humans can outwit meankitties...maybe nicekitties
Poetry for Cats: The Definitive Anthology of Distinguished Feline Verse
Psycho Kitties
by Nicole Hollander
Psycho Kitty? by Pam Johnson-Bennett: This is a slave instruction manual by someone who proclaims herself a cat behaviorist
Purr-Fect Dishes: Whisker-Licking and Nutritious Recipes for Your Favorite Feline by Teri Goodman
Sex Kittens: Single Cats Seeking Same
by Chris Atkins -- NOT for small humans!
Slinky Malinki
So, What's It Like to Be a Cat? (children's) by Karla Kuskin
Talk to Your Cat by Books, Green -- must be part of that "How to Talk to Your Cat" series....
Three Stories You Can Read to Your Cat by Sara Swan Miller
Totally Fun Things to Do with Your Cat Maxine Rock
Two Cats and the Woman They Own by Patti Davis
Writing with Cats by Gerald Schiffhorst
Women & Cats: The History of a Love Affair by Michelle Lovric
What Cats Teach Us: Life's Lessons Learned from Our Feline Friends by Glenn Dromgoole
Why Cats Do That: A Collection of Curious Kitty Quirks by Karen Anderson
Women Who Love Cats Too Much by Allia Zobel-Nolan
Your Cat's Just Not That Into You: "What Part of Meow Don't You Understand?" by
Richard Smith,
David Sipress -- funny, but for adults
Kitty TV:
Curiosity Thrilled the Cat (DVD)
Feathers for Felines
Creature Features DVD Plus Toys
Other Pet/Cat Stuff:
Bad Cat a Day Calendar:
Everyone needs a daily dose of mean feline!
Magnetic Poetry Cat Lover's Kit:
Decorate Your Fridge with Kitty Wordage Note to Visitors: If you pop
to Amazon from here and buy any of these things or other stuff during your
visit, we get a kickback for tuna!
Other Links
www.tuffkitty.com: You gotta see these shirts... Free Dog Nooters!https://shop.theanimalrescuesite.com/store/site.do?siteId=310:
All kinds of cat-related stuff. Purchases help fund food for abandoned animals
in shelters and sanctuaries.