Meankitty Gets Down!

This page is dedicated to my mother who thinks dance pages are the funniest thing ever.  My mom owns three meankitties.

(Nala, our tester, is groovin' to the beat of "Born to Be Wild" by Steppenwolf.)

You too can be a part of the Meankitty Dance Page! Send me animated dancing cat gifts and/or vote on which song the Meankitty Dancers (Nala, Jackie Chan, Murphy and Mean Mr. Man on the 1 and 2) should kick it to by emailing typingslave at meankitty.com:

2Unlimited - Are You Ready for This? (Meankitty gives an evil chuckle. You just think you are!)
2Unlimited - No Limits (Meankitty hates limits, closed doors, and forbidden areas.)
ACDC - You Shook Me All Night Long (Meankitty likes to shake up the house all night long.)
Beatles- 8 Days a Week (This is how often Meankitty likes a nice warm sunspot)
Bee Gees - Stayin Alive (That's all I'm trying to do! says Meankitty in confused innocence as she stands besides the toppled trashcan.)
Booker T & the MG's - Hip Hug Her (Sometimes Meankitty be feelin a little slinky.)
Cherry Poppin Daddies - Zoot Suit Riot (Think, Cat Food Riot)
Commodores - Brick House (Meankitty's mighty mighty...you know what I'm talkin about.)
The Cure - Why Can't I Be You? (Meankitty's former housemate Jerry thought this any time a human was eating food and not sharing it.)
The Cure - Lovecats (Obvious choice because EVERYBODY should love cats and give them lots of tuna.)
Daft Punk - Around the World (This is where there are meankitties!)
Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) (Meankitty likes to chase her tail.)
EMF - Unbelievable (Sometimes Meankitty is pretty unbelievable herself, especially when she miraculously gets on top of the kitchen cabinets.)
Eurythmics - Would I Lie to You? (That's not MY puke in the floor, exclaims Meankitty.)
Ghost Town DJs - Ride that Train (Come on, ride that train--just as long as you don't think you can train me!)
Go Go's - We Got the Beat (Meankitty says, actually, I got YOU beat...into subservience.)
Guns N Roses - Welcome to the Jungle (You might get this feeling when Meankitty welcomes you to her home with a swat and a zip.)
Fat Boy Slim - Praise You (Meankitty says, "Celebrate me, baby!")
James Brown - Sex Machine (Meankitty says, Well, I was one at ONE time...A Get Up!)
KC & the Sunshine Band - That's the Way (Meankitty likes the petting on the belly -- yeah, that's the way.)
Kool & the Gang - Ladies Night (Meankitty - Ever a Foxy Lady)
Marky Mark - Good Vibrations (Good vibrations come from the dryer, says Meankitty from her smug perch on your clean clothes.)
Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin Something (Meankitty is ALWAYS startin somethin, she's got to be startin somethin, and trust me, the fridge is not too high to get over or the couch too low to get under.) 
Peggy Lee - We are Siamese (Meankitty isn't Siamese, but her good friend Kenny is.)
Prodigy - One Love (Meankitty's one love is tuna in springwater.)
Prodigy - Your Love (Yes, these are different songs. And Meankitty would like to insert here that she should be your love and you should give her treats.)
Ramones - Wanna Be Sedated (Meankitty is offended that you think she needs sedation!)
Robert Palmer - Simply Irresistible (That would describe fresh kitty litter -- simply irresistible.)
Save Ferris - Come On, Eileen (For no apparent reason, Meankitty likes punk renditions of classic 80's tunes.)
Soft Cell - Tainted Love (Don't touch me, please, I cannot stand the way you squeeze!)
Stray Cats - Stray Cat Strut (Appearing here by popular demand, but not Meankitty's, cuz she ain't no stinkin' stray.)
Steppenwolf - Born to Be Wild (Although a wolf is a canine entity, Meankitty often has days where her slaves think she, too, was Born to Be Wild.)
Tom Jones - What's New Pussycat (The kitties at the top of the Gallery Page are new, Tom!)