1.
A sleek red cat jumped
Over the stupid brown dog.
Type that. Who needs "f"?

2.
Birds in the window.
I could catch them and eat them
I am not hungry.

3.
Black Cat, dark hallway;
Careful footsteps in the night.
So slow to forgive.

4.By Merri:
Cuter than MK?
Yes, I am. And my mom can
Beat her up real good.

5.
Food bowl is empty
Litterbox is none too clean
I barfed in your shoe.

6.
Here kitty kitty,
Here kitty kitty kitty!
Dude, I'm not a dog.

7.
Humans amuse me.
Dogs anger me, other cats
Here on sufferance.

8.
I am in your chair?
I think not. You sit only
to make my throne warm.

9.
I am the scooper of poop
Malodorous messy
My hair is powdered with clay

10.
I found my sunbeam.
But when I wake up later
You've moved it again

11.
Listen! I'm purring!
This gets your attention, slave.
Oh. And dinner's late.

12.
Lurk behind sofa
Lurk under bed, behind door
The better to pounce!

13.
You just wish you could.
My belly's a wonderland
I will scratch your hands.

14.
My name? Miss Biscuit
When you say it, I bite you.
I prefer Kitty.

15.
No time to clean box?
Today, I poop by the door.
Tonight? You will clean.

16.
On a windowsill
I watch, and wait, and some day
We will meet again.

17.
Open up this door.
Open it, open it NOW !
Thanks, but never mind.

18.
Put away that box.
I will not visit the vet.
I dare you to try.

19.
Queen for a Day? No.
I am Queen of All I Smell
And See and Pee on.

20.
Quiet snoozing time
No, wait, hey! In two seconds
I go zoom zoom zoom!

21.
Sleeping through the night?
You think this bed is for you.
We take up all space.

22.
Snuggle, pet and hug?
Am I kitty of your dreams?
No, slave, not so much....

23.
Turn off the TV.
Save for Animal Planet
All the channels suck.

24.
Ugh! Why you eat that?
Here, I fix for you. Ahh-Choo!
Better? You welcome.

25.
Unplugged computer
Don't blame me, you hairless freak.
It is the dog's fault.

26.
Waiting for dinner.
Alas - turkey and giblets.
I yearn for tuna.

27.
Whiskers and feet twitch
Killing phantom mice and birds
In our wild cat dreams

28.
Why do you vacuum?
It's a plot to torture me.
I am not amused.

29.
You are my favorite
Of all the slaves in this house
You'll die very last.

30.
You dare to mock me
You laugh at my funny pose
I shred you like cheese

Optional:  Which other catku would you have voted for if you could vote for more than one?  Any other comments?