This is the lovely Willa.
She looks really sweet, but it's all a sham. She acts
all cute and rolls over on her belly and you can't
resist, you have to rub her tummy and WAMMO!
She bites off a finger! Sometimes she even pretends she
likes the petting at first; that's what makes it an
especially nasty trick.
And forget about her having
any friends. She don't need 'em. If she doesn't know
you, (basically, if you happen to not be me) she'll hiss
at you, growl at you and there's a good chance she'll
bite you too. She likes to inflict pain on others,
especially if it draws blood.
She is also one of those
pillow stealing kitties. I wake up in the middle of the
night to discover she's stolen my pillow and is hogging
most of the bed, purring the whole time. No matter how
many times I push her off, she keeps coming back, keeps
stealing my pillow and hogging the bed in that passive
aggressive kind of way. I end up not sleeping very well.
Oh, and I can't forget to mention her evil
trick of hiding under the bed at bedtime and then BAM!
She leaps out and bites your toes! Ahhhhh!
