Meankitty Gallery

Name: Wennie
Location: Southern PA


This is my Nicekitty expression. I'm not at ALL thinking about chewing off the canine's ear.


Oh, that's not healthy for you, slave...better let me take care of that for you. Nicekitty.


Prithee hearken!  Do I spy a stray!  Let me just climb this tree and jump out onto your head and chase that nasty flea-bitten thing off our property, what say?

What makes Wennie so mean?

I cry foul! My conniving, disloyal typing slave (I mean, my poor, misguided mistress) has expressed her intention of entering me for the Meankitty Gallery! I'm not a Meankitty! I am a very Nice kitty!

I come when I'm called (sometimes). I let myself be picked up any which way. I help keep my mistress warm at night and I wake her up in the morning by knocking everything off the nightstand or emptying out her jewelry chest. Saves the trouble of having an alarm clock. I have even refrained from tearing the nostrils out of that stupid, interloping dog my typing slave insisted on bringing into the house last spring--I mean, I play ever so nicely with my canine brother!

So how could I be a Meankitty? That time I bit that lady from my mistress's new job who came to the house with a check, I was just letting her know the check had better not bounce! And the time I scratched my mistress under the eye and turned it all black and blue? It was for her own good. She wouldn't put me down so I could defend her against the evil kitties across the street! And the time I grabbed the pet sitter's hand in my claws and bit her so hard she had to go to the emergency room? I was just putting her on notice that she'd better leave my mistress's things alone while she was gone!

I do so much for that stupid, ungrateful typing slave-- I mean, my beloved mistress! How could she say I'm a Meankitty? I'm a Nicekitty, do you hear, a Nicekitty!!

And I'll scratch the eyes out of anyone who says otherwise!!!

Photo submitted by: Kathy (Wennie herself never submits)
Date last updated: 05/30/07

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