Ursula is a mean kitty for many reasons. She grew up at
the Vet Clinic where her mom-slave works. When she was a
little baby kitten we called her the firestarter because
she was so evil. We would say that bread on her chin was
full of goblins.
Eventually her hypnotic suggestions worked and Ursula
came to live with the slaves in question. Ursula worked
part time at the clinic to keep her benefits until
getting fired for biting her boss.
Why did she bite her? Because she's Ursula and she
can. She went home and celebrated being fired by chasing
her sister until the poor cat dropped. Aside from biting
people and cheese, Ursula enjoys chimneys and dirty
underwear. She loves to get in the fireplace and get ash
all over the carpet because it's white! And she loves to
roll and around and sleep in dirty underwear.
Ursula is still currently unemployed and looking, so
if you need a chimney sweep or dirty underwear chewer,
she's your girl!
Ursula lives with
Picasso.