What makes Laf so mean?

This evil feline is named 'Laf (short for Tulaf -- don't ask). He has his own theme song to strut to. Why is he so mean? Let me list several of his less charming qualities:

1. He's a fighter, not a lover. When someone tries to give him some much-needed loving, he growls.
2. He DEMANDS fresh, cool water from the sink. The stream must flow at the just the right speed and temperature, or he sneezes and wipes his paws all over the mirror in disdain.

3. Occasionally, he likes to pee on the fluffy white bathmats just to assert his evil dominance.
4. 'Laf gets very excited about his vittles, sometimes a little too excited. When he over-stuffs his fat face, he will puke by the trashcan.

4. He licks himself, in dog-like fashion, in front of his human slaves. This is just WRONG!

But, like many bullies, he's really a softie underneath the rogue exterior -- he sucks on a leopard-print pillow when he thinks no one's looking.

Photo submitted by: Kerry
Date last updated: 07/15/06