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Name: Tucker (Freaky Paws)
Location: Uxbridge, MA


Don't make me smack you upside the head, human.

What makes Tucker so mean?

Tucker, aka "Freaky Paws", is always ready for a pub brawl. Nobody gets near her Guinness....nobody! One look at the size of her polydactyl paws is enough to convince even the biggest prat to stay clear.

No newspaper or magazine is open for more than a millisecond before Tucker plonks herself down on the story of interest. Nudges and shoves from her human companions only trigger her extended stretching reflex. Any further provocation results in the publication in question being rapidly gathered up by her front paws and then ripped to shreds by her back ones.

She equates material for quilting projects with her own personal comfort. No fabric can be sewn until it gets kneaded and slept on for at least three hours.

Freaky Paws is, without a doubt, the Queen of the Countertop, the Countess of the Keyboard, and the Mistress of the Fridge. Failure to follow her wishes result in bloody ankles and arms.

Photo submitted by: Bob and Pattie
Date last updated: 10/25/05

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