Toby only eats
"Deli Cat" cat food. Don't try and give him
anything else, 'cause he won't eat it. He
will go three days and not eat until you
bring him DELI CAT.
Toby likes to chew on the Christmas tree,
knock the balls off, bite the lights, rip
the gifts open, and climb the tree. Pretty
much anything that has to do with destroying
the Christmas tree, he likes.
Toby, who sleeps a LOT, likes to sleep in
our big bed, not in his expensive cat bed.
Never. Toby likes to wait behind the door
and jump out with someone walks in and claw
their legs. Toby likes shoes and shoe laces,
also a LOT. If you are putting your shoes
on, he knows it. Even if he is passed out in
the big bed in the back and you are across
the house, he will comes and attack your
shoes.
