What makes Tammy so mean?

Fat Tammy the Slut... as mean as she wants to be. Queen of the Gargle Meow. Dispenses her displeasure with a sure swipe of one-knife edged paw. "Mine, Mommy is all mine!" she hisses, then smacks her lips like a cow chewing its cud. Or a meankitty chewing on the face of her next victim. 

Artoo, Doozer and Friday live in fear of her. Daiquiri, being a Maine Coon, torments her, but at a distance. And always with a ready escape route. 

Tammy's favorite pastime is staring aimlessly at the headboard of the bed, for hours. "In-flight movie must be on," my husband comments. Any attempt by him to dislodge her from the pillow, or move her to another part of the bed, is met by a low growl. Then... smack, smack, smack! Those delicate pink lips and pointed teeth test the air. Perhaps a chunk of daddy's arm might be interesting fare. For now, however, she'll stare at the in-flight movie... and drool.

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In sadder news, Fat Tammy crossed something called The Rainbow Bridge at the age of 23.  Her slave says she's now patrolling the gates of hell to make sure no one escapes.

Photos submitted by: Linnea Sinclair
(http://www.linneasinclair.com)   
Date last updated: 07/21/06