What makes Suki so mean?

This is Suki. She is a mean kitty. She's so mean, she will cut you in half with her laser eyes. Here are some of the mean things she does:

--wakes slave up at 5:00 am for wet food - EVERY morning!
--runs out of the room same time slave leaves the room, tripping slave onto floor
--chases slave's friends and family out of slave's apartment
--goes 'cavecat' on the vet (Suki must be put under in order to get a check up and annual shots)
--when slave gets a delivery at front door, bolts outside (she's not allowed outside)
--beats up little children (seriously!)
--opens all cupboards and rifles through slave's possessions
--pushes anything in her way to the floor, especially if it contains liquid or is breakable
--vomits on slave's computer chair and bed, on the floor right by slave's bed
--pees on slave's computer chair and bed
--leaves kitty poo on the floor and her butt when exiting the litterbox (slave has wet wipes handy...) and immediately jumps on slave's bed to smear it on the sheets
--commits random attacks when slave is lying in bed watching tv

Photo submitted twice by: Christa
Date last updated: 10/25/05