What makes Squeaker so mean?

Squeaker is our cute, chubby, but very mean kitty. She will come up to you and act like she wants to be petted, but it is a trick to get you to stick your hand out so she can really nail you. She has wicked claws. We told the insurance lady not to pet her, but she tried anyway and ended up in an ER. Our homeowners insurance really went out the roof after that.

Squeaks has scared a grown fireman who was housesitting for us to a motel. Before I married Squeak's slave man, she used to hate his ex girlfriend. She would bring all the paper balls from "fetch" (two or three dozen) to a ledge above the girlfriend's head, wait till she would go to sleep and drop the balls on her face one at a time. She has scared two large raccoons away without leaving the house. Oh, and she won't cover anything in the litter box, but scratches the wall nearby obsessively.

Photo submitted by: Anon
Date last updated: 10/25/05