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But...but...that cat is taunting me!
I wouldn't have to walk on the counters if you ever mopped
the floor, slave. My poor paws stick to the ground!
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What makes Smudge and Zoey so mean?
Smudge is the idiot cat hiding in the shrub. The other is my
neighbor's cat. Smudge is an awful, sneaky cat, who stalks all of
the other neighborhood cats. (no wonder she has no friends.) She
lurks around the house and shies away from any people. If somebody
attempts to touch her, she swipes feebly at them with her clawless
paws. At night, she makes stupid yowling noises and
brings socks upstairs from the basement, which we find scattered
all over the house in the morning. She also chews on plastic bags
and throws them up in my bedroom.
Zoe is a rebellious little cat. She constantly jumps on the
dining room table to fling herself at the canary's cage. She
enjoys killing mice and baby birds, decapitating them, and leaving
them as little gifts on our doorstep. The floor isn't good enough
for her, either, so she prefers to travel through the house
walking on counters, tables and china cabinets. If I don't let her
walk on tables, she licks my eyelids while I'm sleeping.
Photo submitted by: Candice
Date last updated: 10/25/05
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