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Name: Sissy
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How can I have PMS when you had me fixed, you stupid human slave?  Sheesh, humans are so dumb.  I've got to slap you in the face for that one.

What makes Sissy so mean?

Okay, this is our loving, devoted, affectionate kitty....NOT!   Her given name is Sissy, but were we way off.  We now refer to her with more appropriate names like “The Evil One” and my personal favorite “B**** Kitty”. Our furry companion has what we like to call multiple cat personality disorder.  She will approach you, seemingly looking for love. And then in one swat of the paw she leaves you bleeding from the head.  Stitches, anyone?  She attacks my kids in their sleep. My teenage nephews run from her.  And my two large dogs cower in the presence of these five pounds of fluff.  Not even the stuffed animals in the house are safe from the wrath of this feline. She has been known to pounce and attack on unsuspecting Beany Buddies.  Oh yes, this cat rules the house.  One of the few fond memories we have of her was when she got into the bathroom and swiped a clean maxi pad from the cabinet. Then for ten minutes she ran back and forth through the house with it in her mouth. Looking back I think she was trying to tell us she would be forever PMSing.

Photo submitted by: Meredith
Date last updated: 10/25/05

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