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How can I have PMS when you had me fixed, you stupid human
slave? Sheesh, humans are so dumb. I've got to slap you in the
face for that one.
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What makes Sissy so mean?
Okay,
this is our loving, devoted, affectionate kitty....NOT!
Her given name is Sissy, but were we way off.
We now refer to her with more appropriate names like “The
Evil One” and my personal favorite “B**** Kitty”. Our furry
companion has what we like to call multiple cat personality
disorder. She will
approach you, seemingly looking for love. And then in one swat of
the paw she leaves you bleeding from the head.
Stitches, anyone? She
attacks my kids in their sleep. My teenage nephews run from her.
And my two large dogs cower in the presence of these five
pounds of fluff. Not
even the stuffed animals in the house are safe from the wrath of
this feline. She has been known to pounce and attack on
unsuspecting Beany Buddies. Oh
yes, this cat rules the house.
One of the few fond memories we have of her was
when
she got into the bathroom and
swiped a clean maxi pad from the cabinet. Then for ten minutes she
ran back and forth through the house with it in her mouth. Looking
back I think she was trying to tell us she would be forever PMSing.
Photo submitted by: Meredith
Date last updated: 10/25/05
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