Seebia was found under a car in the parking lot. She WAS really a very sweet cat. Then something happened, I guess she realized how old she is, and now she hates the world. Here's just a small plethora of examples.

1. You can't pet her in certain places; she will scratch and bite you.

2. She pretends to love your shoes, but it's just a scheme for her bloodthirsty antics. She'll rub all over your shoe, then plop over, and as soon as you bend down to pet her, your arm is hers.

3. You are not allowed to sleep past 7am. Seebia will sit in the middle of the hallway and meow obnoxiously until someone gets up. Then she'll run to the kitchen as if she is STARVING, and when you give her food she'll just sniff it and walk away.

4. In fact, she often pretends to be hungry when she really is not.

5. NOBODY can hold her but me. She tends to like men better -- as scratching posts and pieces of fresh meat -- but if one tries to hold her it's all over and EVERYTHING just got messed up.

6. When you scratch her cheeks or behind the ears she pretends to love it. But just as you start to think "Aww, Seebia's not that bad," she turns around and bites you and claws you. She must draw blood or else she will keep trying.

7. She has claws like wolverine and you CANNOT clip them no matter what. She walks on hardwood floor and you can hear her clicking around across the house. If you TOUCH her paws, you must die.

8. When she vomits it HAS to be on a piece of fine furniture. Such as the special futon when we have a guest or the leather couch when someone wants to watch TV.

9. She uses everything to sharpen her claws. Even your leg.

10. Where there is a blanket, there is a Seebia. And heaven FORBID you disturb her sleep. Because you WILL pay. She will attack you, then she will sleep at your feet. When your feet under the blanket disturb her, they become blanket mice and she attacks.

Such a mean MEAN cat, but such a sweet, sweet face.