What makes Sambo so mean?
Years ago I owned a nice old lady who, unfortunately, passed
away. When her family came to get all her stuff, they left me
all alone. I lived on the streets for two years, surviving on
birds, squirrels, and table scraps.
Finally, I was taken in by my current slaves. They put a roof
over my head, fed me, and gave me all the catnip I wanted.
But now, I'm a nip-head. Addicted, I can get very, very mean
if I don't get my daily fix of catnip. Also, I'm very bitter
about my years of living in the streets. Catch me on a bad day,
and buddy, watch out!
Also, I only have two teeth. That sometimes makes it hard to
keep my tongue in. But go ahead a make fun of it to my face. I
dare you.
Photo submitted by: Randy
Date last updated:
01/30/06
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