What makes Sabrina so mean?
My
human slave had to write this for me, since I don’t have
opposable thumbs and my midnight typing forays do not always
result in something that can be read. If we had opposable
thumbs we could do away with humans and work the can opener by
ourselves.
But
I digress. I am
Sabrina, aka “Bad Kitty”. I
don’t know that I would say that I’m “mean”;
I just rule my house with an iron paw.
I might occasionally snuggle and purr, but that’s when I
want attention. Refusal to
do my bidding, playing with me incorrectly, or ignoring me
will result in a severe shredding of the skin on your ankles as I
leap out at you from the darkened recesses of the living room. NO
HUMAN IS SAFE <insert diabolical laughter here>.
Photo submitted by: Lisa
http://www.angelfire.com/wa3/badkitty
Date last updated: 10/25/05
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