Roland is for the most part nice. Except when the world doesn't
revolve around him in which case he turns into a little bastid.
Examples of evilness:
1. He hides when I'm walking down the hallway and at the last
second attacks my legs, biting and scratching me.
2. He jumps on the table and attacks my fork when I have food
on it.
3. He knocks over the garbage can when there is something good
and drags everything around the house.
4. He sweats brown gunk all over my bed (yes, sweats because he
has no fur).
5. He loves French Fries and will do anything, and I mean
anything, to get his teeth on them.