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Larry, Larry, Larry. Who told you size matters in
meankitty world?

The larger they come, the harder I swat them. |
What makes Rizzo so mean?
This is Rizzo. She got her name from
"Grease", because she's bossy and dominant just like the
character Rizzo. She's a scrawny, runty little cat, but
she thinks she's queen of the world. I fell in love with
her at the pet store and thought she was so "special"
because she has 26 toes. I went to pay for her and she
would not stop yelling and screaming in her box. I
finally brought her home and wasn't sure how my other
cat, Larry, would react to her. She quickly established
herself as the alpha cat, even though Larry is 4 times
her size. She has to be the first one to eat, the first
one to be cuddled, the first one to have everything. If
Larry doesn't obey this rule, he gets a swift paw to the
head or a good headbuttin'.
Rizzo likes to do whatever she
wants, whenever she wants. If I try to shoo to her away
from something she talks back to me in a loud, whiny
meow. The only person she will listen to is my husband.
But...she gets her revenge. Oh yes. She uses her extra
toes as opposable thumbs to grab and pick up objects.
She waits until my husband is watching TV, then picks up
various small objects to pelt him with in the back of
his head, leaving him stunned and bewildered. She also
likes to pee on our fresh, neatly folded laundry.
But that's all I can write now.
She's going to wake from her nap soon and she can't see
me writing this!
Photo submitted by: Jill
Date last updated:
11/15/05
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