It's not surprising that pussy has issues when she was called Mr Hairy for her first 6 months, that's bound to get your goat, especially when your an arrogant prissy like puss!

She's totally bi-polar, really nice at times... well, when the fridge door is open she switches to 'lovely puss', but as soon as there's no food on the cards she's an antisocial, scratchy, unaffectionate beast!

She doesn't like giving out strokes and has a techniques of dodging and diving around your hand so there's no way you can get a proper, satisfying one.

The worst thing is when she slips into 'crazy eye' mode.  This normally involves waiting until I am trying to come down the stairs, blocking the route and jumping onto the bottom of my leg and attacking it with all her gusto!! There's teeth latched on (normally to the bone at the front of the leg,) front legs wrapped around the calf in a bear-hug style, and pistoning her back legs (kinda like a rabbit) to get maximum scratchage on the ankle area. The thing is, if you spot her waiting to attack, and try to sweet talk her into being a good puss, it only gets her more excited and she'll even start eyeing up as if to jump at your face!

Despite her sporadic attacks, she is so beautiful and has a massive bushy tail. She loves to talk, and has a boyfriend (a big fat stray) she likes to go out with.  She is also stupid (almost punch-drunk) at times, doing things like jumping onto something and falling immediately off again.