Pumpkin is like Garfield's evil twin. She is so fat that she
can barely clean her own dingleberries off her fur and
rarely gives the fur she can reach a good bath. She's rather
greasy.
She likes to get up in her feeding slave's face and meow
obnoxiously until fed. Her human (aka feeding slave and
pooper scooper) has to feign sleep in order to avoid
Pumpkin's bad feline breath in her face at 6 am.
If Pumpkin is not served on time or does not like the food
put in her bowl, she will get revenge by pooping on the
floor.
Pumpkin also has a hissing problem, terrible cat food
breath, and a habit of swatting at people. She occasionally
tries to bite.
Her human tried to help her with her weight and self-esteem
issues by putting her on an expensive kitty diet, but
Pumpkin gained all the lost weight back as soon as the food
was changed back to the regular stuff.
Another one of Pumpkin's hobbies is leaving behind clumps of
fur all over the drapes, chairs, and bedding. She has her
human slave well-trained to serve her demanding whims.
Pumpkin lives with Twinkie.