Princess wants nothing more than to take over the world and eat all the food.

Slogan: They don't call me Princess for nothing.

Story: Princess begins each day by promptly waking up 20 -15 minutes before my alarm for school and then smothers my face with her butt until I get up and make her breakfast (which she doesn't really eat any way) . After breakfast if the selection was not up to standard, she comes straight to the closest human and pukes it all over their feet. If there isn't a human in sight a pillow, bed, or other personal belonging will do. Once everyone is home she will follow me everywhere, stealing seats and eating any food  left unguarded. Princess ends her day by crying for bed (or "Sleepy-Sleepies" as she replies to) at 9:00 PM exactly. Then lucky for us slaves the day repeats with the occasional surprise.

Her brother Caesar:

Mission: Beat up all inanimate objects and destroy all Barbies

Slogan: "You got food, I'll eat it!"

Story: Unlike his sister, Caesar is a little easer on his slaves. Caesar is also the fattest cat I have ever known (Maxing at 20 pounds, 10 over what he should be). Caesar expects food 24/7 and if he doesn't he will yohwel all night long and all day if need be. Some of his hobbies are beating up neighborhood cats through a glass door, eating tremendous amounts of food and then sleeping all day.