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I like to bite...BUTTS, and I cannot lie...you other cats
can't deny....when a slave walks in with a dumb slave face or maybe it's
the dog you hate, you get BUN!
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What makes Piggy so mean?
Piggy is lucky that we are attached to him (and nobody else
in their right mind would want him!) because everyone in the
family, the dog included, has 6 1/2 years worth of scars from
this mean little turd!
He's only nice when he wants food, and even then "nice" just
means when he bites you or slaps your ankle in the dark hallway,
he doesn't draw as much blood. Otherwise, he ensures you limp
for a few days or leaves you for dead. He has serious anger
issues with the dog, too. The dog can just walk past the Pigster,
and he will smack her on the butt or jump up and bite her butt.
One day my husband was walking past our bed, and Piggy hurled
himself across the bed to crack my husband one on the butt cheek
with open claws. (I heard the "slap" sound from across the
room). Oh yeah, and we can't forget how he will lay on your
chest and be all nice and purring, only to reach over and bite
your beak with his needle sharp teeth!
Who would've thought that the cute little ball of fur that
was born under our shed, loved and nurtured by me, would end up
being freakin' Satan's "Hellcat"!
Photo submitted by: Shondra
Date last updated:
12/05/05
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