When its cold and the fire ain't on, Pepsi comes and sits on my lap (it's cold in England) around November. He is fat and lazy, sleeps 23 hrs a day only to get up to eat and poop. He clawed a bran new sofa. He also got stuck in a newly tiled roof and all the roofing tiles had to taken off. Another thing he did was jump out of a second story window face first onto an old plastic digger. He only injured his nose. Not bad for an old fat cat (he's 14 yrs old in human years). 

Please put him on the web site cuz he's wicked.