What makes Patches so mean?
Patches is a mad cat. Mad for lovin', that is. She
is demanding, talkative and loud and follows you around being
bossy. No matter what you are doing she will get in your lap
and yell, "PET ME NOW, HUMAN SLAVE!" When you
comply, she writhes in your lap like she's on catnip. When
you do not comply you suffer the consequences.
We have another cat, Shadow.
Patches can't stand to see Shadow getting any lovin' so if you pet
Shadow and Patches sees it, Patches will beat Shadow up.
Then she will come trotting up to you like she has just done you a
favor.
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submitted by: Paul
Date last updated: 10/25/05
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