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 Nothing to see here, nothing in
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What makes Muggsy so mean?
Muggsy strongly disapproves of Mommy and
Daddy leaving the apartment. She will wrap herself around
Mommy’s ankle and sink her fangs into the flesh whenever Mommy
heads for the door. Muggsy also despises yoga; she will jump
on a person’s limbs and bite if anyone tries to practice it.
Attacking us while we sleep is another Muggsy favorite. She
also relishes biting our hands, swatting our wrists if we
don’t pet her promptly enough, and meowing for long periods in
the middle of the night. She also likes to knock items off of
surfaces for the joy of watching them fall. You should thank
God you’re not a cockroach, because Muggsy would leave your
gutted corpse on the kitchen floor.
Photo submitted by: Elizabeth Date last
updated:
09/14/07
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