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Name: Ms. Chatelaine 
Location: Houston


You know, sometimes it just doesn't pay to be nice just so you can get food, not when there's fresh doggie on the paw around to eat.  

What makes Ms. Chatelaine so mean?

Perhaps if Ms. Chatelaine were truly French, she'd be slightly more mean, but that is doubtful. Nine years ago, she was a cute little stray who loved to play hide and seek. All that changed when she was brought indoors. She started out being a little pissy, but now she has turned to simple, unadulterated meanness. When her brothers, Eddie and Taz, dare to enter a room she is occupying, she growls and hisses or has a complete fit and runs off to destroy a piece of furniture or the new carpet. She hates all men, no matter what the species, and even females are only tolerated for a minute or two. 

She is also a master manipulator when hungry. She will rub around on your legs and ankles as you pour food in her bowl, but it is all an act. If she could pour her own food, she'd rather scratch your eyes out than be nice. And being that she is the only kitty in the house with claws, she tends to show them off a lot. We have lost several pieces of furniture to her kitty-work, including one very nice leather chair that she shredded when we weren't around. My husband Dan has suffered multiple injuries at Ms. C's paws, as has my Jack Russell Terrier, Frankie. He often turns up with a big chunk of flesh missing from his face. But I suppose he should know better by now. When you mess with a mean kitty, you get the claws!

Photo submitted by: Rhonda
Date last updated: 09/14/07

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