What makes Mr. Cheeks & Lilly so mean?

I write on behalf of Mr. Cheeks, who at this very moment has my wife and children held claw point as I write. He demands that you post these photos of him and his partner in crime, Lilly, for reasons I will describe now:

1) Lilly is sick of all these little purring kittens trying to get on Mr. Cheeks. They need to recognize that she will whoop them up quick and to step back off her Man.

2) Mr. Cheeks wants it known that no one is meaner than he. And if he weren't still hung over from da nip, he'd tell his girl to handle his lite work for him.

3) That although cute, Lilly will burn your $@#T down if you cross her.

Though these photos were taken in their youth, Mr. Cheeks now adorns a spiked collar and weighs in at 23lbs all muscle. Lilly is a petite one at only 13 lbs but can de-skin a human in under 3 seconds flat.

Personally I think that the MeanKitties abroad need to know that true love is out there for them, they just need hustle on the right corner to find it like these two did.

Photo submitted by: Slave JDK
Date last updated: 09/14/07

Step off, stray! He's mine!