Hello, my name is Mr. Bubbles. Stupid name? Well the stupid humans did it. If you think I am an adorable, sweet, couldn't hurt a fly kind of kitty then you must be a HUMAN. My slave/humans are so horrible, can you believe what they did to me.... they brought home another cat and a human kitten!!! Can you believe it?!

I am king and all must bow to me. I must only drink out of the sink or the buckets outside. My lady slave tries to make me have a curfew. She calls me in at 8:00 every night...this is KITTY abuse!

I've knocked over 2 vases of flowers this past 2 weeks, but it is not my fault. They were on my area of the sleeping table. I have to have my own space, my own bowl, my own sink, my own couch, and my own of whatever else I want. They try to make me move off the couch. When I need to be petted I do whatever is needed. If they don't automatically sense that I need pettings, I break a few things and they notice me.

I never eat cat treats, I only eat yummy human stuff that comes from the fridge. I love to catch birds, even though the slaves say it's bad. I tease the neighborhood dogs. I wander into strange homes. I leave surprises if I don't get what I want. I sleep in the sink, in the human beds, on the table, and everywhere they don't want me.