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Name: Mean Mr. Miles
Location: Iowa


Macho, Macho Miles!  He's gonna bite you, that Macho Miles!


Laid-back, Laid-back Miles!  He's gonna...wait, that Macho Miles.

What makes Miles so mean?

Miles is my evil kitty I got from an adopt a kitty shelter about 5 years ago. He has a split personality... Mr. "Laid-back Miles" who takes an interest in fashion design and sleeping (Yes he has groomed himself some nice fashion boots as well as a slim-lined belly), to Mr. "Macho Miles" who will pretend to like being petted only to take a swipe or bite at you, and takes great delight in beating on my other cat Miko. 

Miles has gotten into lots of trouble including breaking a fish aquarium in an attempt to eat my fish and constantly getting into the garbage can in an attempt to eat my garbage. He is obsessive about sleeping in between by fiance and I at night and refuses to ever be removed from his throne, which includes the sofa, chair, tub, counter or whatever else he wants to lounge on. He will cry continually until he has a running water faucet to drink out of. He is not beggar but if you ever eat potato chips or drink beer, beware.... he will attack you to get a taste. Miles is often a bully but we still love him.

Photo submitted by: Heather
Date last updated: 09/14/07

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