What makes Love Muffin so mean?

Love Muffin is not the psycho variety of mean kitty; she is the prima donna variety. Humans are slaves to keep a chair cushion warmed until she wants it, then she stands on the chair arm and pushes on the slave's shoulder to get up. She tells you to open the window so that she can sun. When she goes to her cardboard condo and lays down, she expects a slave to brush her immediately. She does not like someone talking on the phone; it takes attention away from her. 7:00 am is the absolute latest a slave can sleep then she stops licking and begins to extend her claws as she touches the slave's nose.

Now she has decided her fainting sofa is the dish towel drawer. After a tough day dealing with slaves she has to get her beauty rest.

She is 13 now and has move from the glamorous Elizabeth Taylor of "International Velvet" to the plus sized muumuu wearing diva. We live to worship her.

Update May 2005:  "La bella, bella Love Muffin passed on May 2, from congestive heart failure. Her surviving slaves miss her more than words can express, but we will always have joyful memories of our Mistress."

Photo submitted by: The Attendants of our Lady (aka Julian et al)
Date last updated: 10/25/05