What makes Lady so mean?

Here's Lady, my meankitty.  She's the smartest cat I've ever known, and I know she's always plotting devious things when I'm not looking.  She loves to chew on plastic bags and she can get into almost anything.  I had to put childproof locks on my cabinets because she was getting into the cleaning supplies!  

She's very talkative, especially when she sees a bird out the window, but she doesn't meow like a normal cat, she chirps and gurgles.  Her more mentally-challenged brother, Tuffy, is the sweetest orange fluff ever, so because of that she gets really jealous if we pay attention to him.  She'll butt in and chase him off our laps and then decide she's tired of us and go eat.  

If you pick her up, beware!  She hates any confined space, and our old vet had a Caution note on her file because she was so hard to handle.  When she jumps up on our bed to step all over us, she points her paws down so it hurts (she has no front claws so she has to get creative).  She's a smart, mean kitty but we love her...

Photo submitted by: Heather
Date last updated: 10/25/05