My given name is Kneaders, but my slaves like to call me "terrorist" and "bully" as well as mention, in hushed tones, that I suffer from "short man syndrome" ~ whatever that means (it can't be related to the fact that my legs are only a couple of inches long). I hiss in their general direction!! Before I overtook my current domain, I lived in my human slaves' cellar for a week, in the dark, surviving on nothing but crickets, spiders, and my own jungle instincts before my so called humans discovered me. That should have given them a warning of my inherent fierceness! Then they tried to give me away but, like a cold sore, I kept coming back. 

See, I don't give up, I am ruthless! Please understand, Mean Kitty, that I was brought into this domicile for the sole and explicit purpose of gaining complete domination and control over the 3 kitties and 2 large dogs that already lived here in relative peace. Suffice it to say that in short time, I mastered the lesser beasts (dogs) and keep the other cats guessing. The dogs each weigh 80+ pounds, but you will be devilishly pleased to know that they won't meet my eye, or cross too closely in front of me to get where they want to go. My slaves get very upset with me, particularly when I run at full kilter from the front of the house all the way to the back just to hiss, spit and swat at the dogs. They have likened me to a Tasmanian Devil. Well, Mean Kitty, I know you understand that someone must keep those imbeciles in line. As for the other cats, when the slaves are home I only torment the cat I call "the fat one" and I avoid punishment by affecting the pose shown of me in the attached picture (note the innocent smile on my face). Slaves are so stupid. When I do this, they always say "look at the little bastid. He can be so cute, we can't stay mad at him." When the house is devoid of humans, however, I can tell you it's an entirely different matter. The only other cat I can truly tolerate is Tori and it is only that I live in fear of and have the utmost respect for her psychosis and razor sharp claws. It is with the above in mind that I respectfully submit myself to you for consideration for inclusion in your exclusive social circle.