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What's this 'not for me' present crap? If it's wrapped,
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What makes Kiwi so mean?
Just wanted to share with you my
MeanKitties, especially Kiwi. He and Ruby have even been
kicked out of their grandma's house for their nighttime hijinks.
Kiwi was six weeks old when I got him. He was given to me in
college by a friend who swore he was female. Two weeks later, we
notice a little mass down below. SURPRISE! A few weeks later, he
started spraying on my roommate's clothes when I would leave. Now
he's fat and lazy by day, terror at night! When he's not on the
bed -- which may be a combined 78 minutes per day -- he's eating,
trying to eat food as you are cooking, and waiting for a litter
box clean-up so he can use one of his five stomachs to stink it up
again. He doesn't know how to cover his tracks either, if you know
what I mean. He loves to knock on blinds in the middle of the
night, since so much action seems to be going on in an apartment
complex at 3 a.m. He also likes to open Christmas presents that
are not for him.Photo submitted by:
Emily
Date last updated:
10/25/05
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