Kitten lives on a diet of the cheapest on-sale dry food plus anything she can kill. She has a beautiful coat -- she's getting the nutrition from somewhere. I can pick her up and put her on my shoulder, where she can walk around. My girlfriend can actually hold her for five, maybe ten seconds. My GF's roommate saw us with Kitten and tried to pick up "the nice kitty" and got four sets of claws as well as teeth. To the face. Many stitches.

Kitten will lurk in wait of your passing by, and then nail you with her claws. For fun.

She is truly eeeeevil.