King Henry
wasn't always a king. I got him reluctantly from a pet store
when he was six months old. In the beginning he was sweet
and loved to play like every other psycho kitten. Eventually
he would steal things from my dresser and hide them or push
things off a table just to watch them fall and then tuck
them somewhere that I could not find them.
I made the mistake of getting
him a playmate 3 months later and he hated him. Poor Snoopy
was always the brunt of his anger. I frequently had to pull
Snoopy out of Henry's headlock.
It wasn't until yrs later
that he earned the status of king. We used to have a
Doberman named Jezebel and even the Doberman was afraid of
Henry because Henry liked to hide in his kitty condo and
take a swipe at her when she wasn't looking then hide back
in the condo to make her think no one was there. Jez would
bring him her toy and he would look at the slobber drenched
thing as if it was beneath him to play with her. He would
refuse to drink out of a waterbowl and instead would wake me
up from a deep sleep in the middle of the night to turn on
the bathtub faucet for him to drink fresh water. If I didn't
heed his commands then something would get thrown onto the
floor, trashcan turned over, or papers would be torn off my
bulletin board. When I moved in with a friend who had 2 cats
he even kicked them out because he was so dominant!
He also found out that peeing
and pooping on things was another avenue to take out his
frustration at me. He peed on all my things and I can't tell
you how many clothes, pillows, stuffed animals and linens I
threw out. He even peed on the Christmas gifts because they
were in his way! If he wanted to go out and was told no,
he'd poop in front of you to show his gratitude. If there
was a visitor staying overnight he'd poop on their bed along
with long stares at what he considered intruders.
Once he jumped on my bed
sweet as pie and doing the head butting and purring. Boy was
I a sucker because he slowly straddled my arm and began to
urinate.
I pressed my luck 5 yrs ago
and got another kitten. My vet knew how territorial Henry
was and I was under strict command to only get a female
kitten; otherwise that new cat would be six feet under. I
was even turned down at a no kill shelter because of Henry's
personality.
When Violet first met the
King she smacked him on the head. Big mistake. Although he
didn't attack her she quickly learned she was at the bottom
of the pecking order. He eventually would throw her down on
the floor and bite her neck to remind her of who the boss
was. It didn't help that at one time he was 27 pounds! He
went on a diet and lost 5 lbs.
He had a myriad of health
issues on top of his behavior. Diverticulitis, diabetes,
obesity, constipation (which made for monthly bowel
evacuation trips to the vet) and UTI's/crystals. The UTI's
were so bad he even had to get major surgery to have his
penis removed! But that didn't matter, he was still the
King.
Sadly, the problems he
suffered got the best of him and Henry had to put to sleep
on 8/16/09 immediately after I came home from a trip to
Puerto Rico. He was 13 years old. What a way to come back
from vacation.
Even after the round the
clock care he required, trips to the ER, the peeing and the
expensive medication and food he ate he was worth it. He was
one of the best cats I owned-even his cremation box says
King Henry on the nameplate.You are missed, crazy kitty!!