Katy Cat deserves a
mention because she is mean. Even cruel sometimes in her
relentless tirade of mental abuse she dishes out to anybody who
knows her. The irritating thing is that she is ultra-sweet and
nice to people she doesn't know.
What doe she do?
She enjoys "rescuing" drowning potato skins from the
washing-up bowl and throwing them around. She likes to lie in
the road and impede the traffic. She loves randomly attacking
her brother, Gizmo, when he's sleeping. She gets a thrill from
being let out of the back-door and instantly appearing at a
front window begging to be let in. She refuses randomly to eat
certain cat foodstuffs. She likes to throw things off tables,
shelves, etc. and break them. She loves to sit on the paper
while you read it. She likes to stand in front of the television
while you watch it.
Her best moment ever still has to
be the cricket incident. Katy followed me up to the local
cricket club and decided to walk into the middle of the pitch
and sit on the crease, thus prohibiting the cricketers from
playing.
