What makes Juliette so mean?

"Miss Snooty" Juliette (so aptly named!) is now five years old. She is the meanest cat in the universe! Everyone who meets her agrees with me as well. She is the second cat in our household, and is five years younger than Echo, our tortoiseshell. Juliette is a "goth" (like her owners) because she is dressed all in black, with a stylish little white stripe between her back legs. She has to be the center of attention at all times and will beat the crud out of Echo should she get petted. However, Echo is older, more experienced, and has very big claws and teeth. 

Juliette has this obscene meow that grinds like nails on chalkboard. (Perhaps an MP3 of this later!) She uses this voice to wake us up, to yell at Echo, and to generally annoy anyone within earshot. She chases my husband's mother into the bathroom, yelling growling and hissing at her from the corner. She hates women, except me, since I feed her. 

Juliette jumps on my lap when I'm on the 'puter, getting long black hair all over my monitor and my keyboard. She takes your seat and yells at you when you want it back. She completely destroyed my last couch, ripping the wooden frame off and clawing to death the remaining fabric. If you have a bad day, you can yell at her, call her names and threaten to throw her in the microwave, and she'll just roll over and purr. (Sick) Her worst form of torture: cuddling. Even still, she runs away just for minute and comes back, just so she can be the center of attention. Evil!

Photo submitted by: Christina
Date last updated: 10/25/05