My adopted brother Jaspurr is a meankitty. I was queen of the kingdom and did a good kitty job of trashing furniture, countertop walking, divebombing sleeping humans, etc.

One day, the pathetic human slaves developed a soft spot for this slob. Seems he got his stupid butt in trouble at some barn and got chewed up by a dog and almost died. (I WISH) They rescued him and kept him because he is such a suck up! I mean, he has serious non-feline behavior problems such as rolling in dirt, jumping on human laps, purring and kissing human noses. YUCK! He is never aloof. He never scratches or hisses. He's fat and hairy and has bad breath and makes a mess of the litterbox.

The worst part is that I have to share my space with him. I roll in a sunny spot and show my beautiful tortie belly and he JUMPS on ME! He chases me up the stairs and pounces on me when I least expect it. He is SO rude. At least I can get to higher ground cause he's too fat and clumsy to jump. Get RID of HIM.