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My laser eyes will make you stand on one leg...scratch your
nose...bend over....
carry me around on your back like some kind of circus
freak...
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What makes Jasmine so mean?
So, my bald monkey-girl left the computer
on, so I'm sending you my pictures. My name is Jasmine
and I'm 12 earth months old and I make people do whatever I
want. The first picture is me and my super-evil-laser
powered eyes. That's how I make the bald monkeys who
make me live with them do whatever I want. The other
picture is me standing on monkey-girl's back. If
I lay down on her back, she walks around all bent over
going, "Oh isn't Jasmine cute" blah blah blah.
What a loser! That's why I knock all her stuff off the
dresser and wake her up every morning at 4 a.m. to pet me.
And she does it! Sucker! The bald monkey boy
feeds me, lots, and cleans my litter box every day – yeah,
that's the kind of service I deserve. I spend a lot of
time in the tool room, yeah, they'll be surprised to see
what I'm building – who needs opposable thumbs?
Photo submitted by: Her Kittiness
Date last updated: 10/25/05
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