His turn-ons include the opening of the refrigerator door, the opening of any cabinet or closet door, and being the first to defile the litterbox after it's been cleaned.  Preferably if we're still cleaning it.

In his spare time, he likes to hide out under the dust ruffle and swat at the feet of passers-by. He also enjoys attempting to climb the shower curtain and jumping into the bathtub while the water is going down the drain. He doesn't seem to mind getting wet.

He detests confinement and resists discipline of any sort. He eats such vast quantities that we're considering making him obtain some form of gainful employment. Maybe the brewery would be willing to pay us for this photo.