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What makes Hope so mean?
Hope is a slightly reformed mean
kitty who sometimes lets the meanness seep back through.
When I first got her as a kitten, Hope immediately attempted to
break everything of value to me. One of her favorite hobbies
at the time was to climb on top of 6' bookcase and bat anything
breakable across the room. The sound of anything breaking
was music to her ears. She delighted in knocking plants from
the windowsill of our 3rd floor apartment and yowled quite loudly
at the resulting crashes.
Later, when we moved into a house
with roommates, Hope became quite adept at "roommate
stalking," quickly elevating it to the level of Olympic
sport. She would hide around corners, just waiting for a
roommate to walk past, then leap with a deafening yowl onto their
legs and attempt to climb. At other times, she would pretend
to be sweet and innocent, weaving between their legs, then
tripping them expertly. Still, her favorite sport was
ambush. We had a breakfast bar in the middle of the kitchen,
covered with a table cloth, under which were two stools.
Hope would climb on top of the stools, completely hidden by the
tablecloth, and then leap out screeching as a roommate walked
past. More than once I came running to the kitchen to find
out why my roommates were screaming and traumatized.
Hope has since calmed down, she
gets along quite well with my new roommates, and my former
roommates are finally out of therapy. Still, Hope's mean
kitty days will forever be memorialized by the bowl bought for her
by a well-meaning friend, inscribed on the side with the words
"Psycho Kitty."
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submitted by: Zarrin Reynolds
Date last updated:
10/25/05 |