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Name: Holly Beast
Location: Georgia



You know, this "random" attack thing is misunderstood. They aren't random. They are strategically timed to engender the greatest amount of servile obedience.  But you know humans -- half blind and their noses barely work to boot.

What makes Holly so mean?

We got Holly in December of 2002. She was so named because of the Christmas season. We took to calling her Holly Berry because she was so sweet and cute. She's still a pretty cat and she can be sweet, IF she wants to be! Why is she a mean kitty?
 
1. Although she lives in a household of 4 cats, she thinks she should be THE cat. She randomly attacks her brother and sisters. She used to love her brother Chip, two months younger. I have pictures of them cuddled and sleeping. Now she hates his guts and hisses every time she sees him or if he sniffs her (she, of course, reserves the right to sniff his behind whenever she wants!).
 
2. She thinks she is the queen of my bed and will chase the other cats off.
 
3. She is a foodie and her figure shows it. (One of her nicknames is Short Round.) She comes running when she hears the pop of a cat food can lid and pushes the other cats away from the dish. She may have already eaten, but that doesn't matter. Holly comes first!
 
4. She has to be the center of attention. She sits on my paper when I try to work the crossword puzzle. When I am at the computer, she stands in front of the screen or sits on top of my hand and the mouse pad to keep me from working. ACK! Here she is now! When I am doing my paper crafts, she sits on my supplies, even though I have given her a canvas tote bag in her own corner of the table. If you try to move her from any of these spots, she doesn't just bite you, she GNAWS on your arm.
 
5. If I don't move fast enough to do what she wants, she yells at me. It sounds an awful lot like cursing.
 
This is why she is now called Holly Beast, or just Beast, instead of Holly Berry.

Photo submitted by: Beth
Date last updated: 09/14/07

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