Hank the Stank (so named because he refuses to clean any of his nasty bits, I think out of principal or because he knows he smells and it bothers me) is a cat who likes to bite...your scalp and face! What started out as a cute trick (ohhh how cute, watch the kitten jump) when he was a baby has become not so funny now that he's 10 pounds and has learned to do it "as a surprise". Last week, I was sitting on the couch watching TV and out of nowhere, the Stank jumped onto my face and bit/scratched the TOP OF MY HEAD! I mean it bled and everything.  Another cute trick he picked up (I think from hanging out with the dog too much) is when he bites, he doesn't gnaw like most cats do.  He bites down hard until he knows his teeth are hooked in and then SHAKES HIS HEAD AND PULLS (think pit-bull). Imagine how great 4 sets of claws and a pulling, shaking bite feels on top of your head.

Hank chewed up my only good pair of glasses (both lenses) and now he refuses to pay for them.  I think lawyers may be involved sooner or later (or we'll settle out of court--he'll bite me on the face again and I'll stop talking about it). God help anybody that tries to bathe him or clip his nails without chain mail, eye protection, and a helmet.