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I can kill with my breath, it's my mutant kitty secret
weapon!
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What makes Gypsy so mean?
The queen of mean in my house is Gypsy. I used to have a sweet
little kitten. I don't know what happened?!
She scratches: people, my other animals, the furniture. She
bites the hand that feeds her. She's EXTREMELY picky with her
food; it has to be a certain brand and a certain flavour, which
changes. When she's had enough of one kind, she angrily tries to
cover it up, with her ears back, giving me the stink eye. So I
have to look for another kind she likes, which is not easy.
Even when she's in a loving mood, it's unpleasant. She perches
on our shoulders whether we like it or not,
and always when it's inconvenient. Her breath is atrocious, and
she drools. If she ever wanted to maim someone, she could just
bite you, lick the wound, which would eventually become horribly
infected, causing you to develop gangrene.
Sure, I've taken her to the vet, had her teeth cleaned and for
a check-up. But there's apparently nothing wrong and her breath is
still noxious. If you pick her up to cuddle with her, or pay some
attention to her, she allows it for 30 seconds then starts to get
uppity.
She has terrible mood swings. One second she'll be nicely
cleaning the face of another cat, next second she'll slap them
across the face. If they flinch they'll get another slap. Our dogs
are the referees of cat fights. She runs from them, but always
plots revenge. So they'll be bound to get theirs when they least
expect it.
Photo submitted by: Thora
Date last updated: 10/25/05
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