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You silly human. You only have dibs when I say you
have dibs.
Here's the joke. I'm not actually drinking
anything, just spoofing off hairs. |
What makes Gracie so mean?
What makes my cat
Gracie mean? Well, there's the usual catly things like
tracking litter all over the carpet (I understand some
of that is unavoidable, but do you HAVE to jump out of
the box, sprint to my bed, and then paw at the sheets?).
And who can forget "I need to search inside this closet
NOW! I don't care that it's 4am! Open the door!" But
those are pretty typical.
The things she does that I KNOW are intentional and in
poor spirit are sleeping on the keyboard (and biting me
if I try to move her--hey, I make a living on that
machine, I have dibs!) and preferring any glass of water
I have to her freshly cleaned, just filled water bowl.
No matter how tantalizing I try to make it. I can't
drink out of the cup beside my bed when I wake up in the
morning, because I KNOW she's been getting kitty drool
in it all night.
She knows right where the edge is,
and she really likes to keep me hovering there, without
quite pushing me over. Mean kitty!
Photo submitted by: Colin
Date last updated:
11/15/05
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