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For my next pile of poop, I'll be using Teddy as a model...
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What makes Gonzo so mean?
Gonzo is a meankitty because he is
the boss of the apartment, period. If Gonzo is unhappy he will
destroy something, and despite missing his front claws he is
like an angry Godzilla ravaging Tokyo. Imagine coming home to
find a warm, soft pile of cat poop on your bed and pillow! He
chews things like a puppy - couches, beds, and chairs have all
been helpless victims to his raging teeth. He will also fake
scratch the furniture and glare at you while doing it, as if
saying "you're lucky these are blanks!"
Gonzo may let you cuddle with him
when HE feels like it. But you don't dare try touching his tummy
or stop petting him; he will grab you with his front paws and
bite like a bloodthirsty piranha on a experimental river cow.
Beware the meankitty.
Photo submitted by: Norm
Date last updated: 10/25/05
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