What makes Fudgie so mean?
Fudgie's so mean
he's taken over a stuffed animal and refuses to give it back. Tigger
goes everywhere with Fudge, usually
by being dragged around by the jugular area. Needless to
say, this mean kitty has removed all the 'fur' from Tigger's
neck and the stuffed tiger looks like the victim of an insane
vampire attack.
Fudgie also chases our two dogs around the house, although
the parrot did manage to show him who is boss with a Kung Fu
maneuver. Since then, Fudgie gets even
by taking naps in the parrot's cage, which forces the bird to
the top until Fudgie decides he'd rather
be chasing the dogs or demanding a sniff and a lick of
whatever we're eating. Fudgie also stalks the house like
a great cat of the Serengeti, ready to run out and pounce on
anyone who dares to think they can just walk anywhere they
want in his house. He insists on supervising
us in the bathroom and will howl if we don't let him in.
We've given up trying to eat at the kitchen table, since
this appears to be Fudgie's private domain. Whether its
the surface or the seats, this mean kitty has never heard of
sharing. Even when Fudgie is being a good boy and lets
you pet him, if you even consider stopping, he wraps his paws
around your hand and holds it in place. Rubbing the Fudge can
take hours or days; people have starved to death in the
process. The UN has been notified.
Photo submitted by: Trista
Date last updated: 10/25/05
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