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I'd love to sink these babies into a nice raw potato.
You got me fixed, you human piece of poo! Just for
that I'm going to lick my butt and drool in your mouth! |
What makes Frank so mean?
Although he's sometimes a
sweetheart, Frank can get quite nasty (just look at those
fangs). He spends most of his time doing horrible things
he's not supposed to do, such as hanging off the shower
curtain, destroying furniture, and clawing at the kitchen
cupboards until he can get in and get at some of his
favourite toys, raw potatoes (no, really). His
sisters, Spliffy & Black, are constantly under attack, and
even though they are older and wiser than he, he has no
respect for them whatsoever. He will chase them from one
end of the apartment and back until HE decides he's had
enough and collapses in a heap.
We know when Frank is on the
prowl, because of the constant yowling (even though he is
fixed. Maybe that's what he's yowling about. If
he decides you shouldn't be sleeping, he'll let you know.
He'll yowl and yowl until you have no choice but to lock him
out of the bedroom in the wee small hours, at which point
he'll claw at the carpet under the bedroom door until it
peels away from the floor and folds up, thereby locking you
IN the bedroom...very nasty.
When he decides to be
affectionate (usually when you're trying to sleep), he
stomps on your chest with his huge tiger paws and DROOLS,
sometimes in your eye or mouth.
Photo submitted by: Lisa M.
Date last updated:
10/25/05
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