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Name:  Emily & Blossom
Location:  Barnsley, UK


If I could flip a bird with this claw...


Hey, Em, where you wanna go poo next?

What makes Emily and Blossom so mean?

I have another cat, Salem, and Emily and Blossom spend hours beating him up so he sleeps in the garden to avoid them.  If he comes into the house and snoozes in a chair, whack, kitty claw across his head and another one biting his tail.  Poor Salem just hisses and runs through the catflap so fast that he nearly takes it with him.
 
Emily is the ginger/white one, Blossom is white with brown and grey-black patches.  They were litter trained when we got them but seem to be going through a rebellious phrase of hiding behind the cooker or fridge and leaving an unpleasant message.  When they started going behind the sofa, where I keep my handbag, is when I had the most trouble.  of view from visitors or burglars.  Here I am, ready to go out to an important Town Hall meeting where I attend with councillors to discuss educational matters, my best suit on instead of my scraggy Levis, and I picked up my handbag to find a very diarrheic brown splodge all over the inside.  Yes, one of the little monsters had crawled inside the handbag and left me a message I would not forget in a hurry.
 
I happened three times since, so now I leave my new handbag on top of a very high shelf.  So now they favor my shoes, basketfuls of ironing, and the sofa itself. 

Photo submitted by: Sandra
Date last updated: 10/25/05

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